*Whispers* Grover doesn’t know Percy and Annabeth fell into Tartarus.
- percy: *walks into olympus with notecards* i uh *drops cards* fuck *picks them up* id like to speak with um *sweating profusely* annabeths mom because *looks down* im dating your daughter *surfs the fuck outta there
- Chiron: *gives Percy riptide*
- Percy: ...this is a pen????
- Chiron: bitch it might be
Rick announced on his blog that he will be working on a new book of Geek Myths told from Percy’s point of view.
I AM SCREAMINGGG
One day Percy started talking about how frustrating it was for him to go on a quest with Frank and Hazel since they clearly liked each other but were doing nothing about it, were denying it, et cetera. And then Grover just started crying.