anakklusmos:

bladeofthenebula:

*Whispers* Grover doesn’t know Percy and Annabeth fell into Tartarus.

• percy: *walks into olympus with notecards* i uh *drops cards* fuck *picks them up* id like to speak with um *sweating profusely* annabeths mom because *looks down* im dating your daughter *surfs the fuck outta there

• Chiron: *gives Percy riptide*
• Percy: ...this is a pen????
• Chiron: bitch it might be

gi1997:

crazyearthbender:

Rick announced on his blog that he will be working on a new book of Geek Myths told from Percy’s point of view.

“And I will announce this here for the first time, right now I’m working on a new book of the Greek myths, told from Percy Jackson’s point of view.”

I AM SCREAMINGGG

hecatea:

One day Percy started talking about how frustrating it was for him to go on a quest with Frank and Hazel since they clearly liked each other but were doing nothing about it, were denying it, et cetera.  And then Grover just started crying.